Rental Reviews

Rental Review | Somewhere

It took me sometime to really put into thoughts (let alone words) how I truly felt about Sofia Coppola’s Somewhere. It is a film that revels in the mundane; the moments of life that bore us, or (if you look closely) move us. The plot of the film is simple. Movie star Johnny Marco (Stephen Dorff) goes about his daily routine with little interest or affection in his lifestyle. He walks aloof at the Chateau Marmont, drifts in and out of parties, does PR work (poorly), and has the loneliest makeup test known to man. When his daughter Cleo (Elle Fanning) is dropped into his care he is able to make sense of his life and accept responsibility for his actions. There are some really fantastic elements to Coppola’s film such as: Dorff and Fanning who are understated and remarkable, Coppola and her director of photography Harris Savides’s eye for composition, and the setting and tone of the piece. Much of the tone of the film is done without dialogue and it features only select music from Phoenix and The Strokes that adds meaning and gravitas to the film. My favorite aspect of the film is the setting, the Chateau Marmont Hotel. I have always wanted to see a film set there, and Somewhere captures a certain essence of disconnection that could only come from that specific location. The most interesting gamble, and at first what I thought would be a problem, is hoping the audience will care for a movie star who is bored and unsatisfied. Why care? I think the answer is obvious. He is a human being. He has doubts, struggles, and insecurities, just like us. Overall, Somewhere is a unique viewing experience and I believe if you are a fan of Coppola’s previous work (The Virgin Suicides, Lost in Translation, and Marie Antoinette) then you will connect with at least some aspects of Somewhere.

“Your Nightmare’s Only Getting Worse” | Rental Review of I Saw the Devil

Director Jee-Woon Kim creates something of a multiple genre masterpiece with his 2010 film, I Saw the Devil. It is a film that shifts tone so much, it takes a certain amount of true craftsmanship to maintain a cohesiveness. Up front, this is not a film for the masses. Within this film is both manic blood curdling violence and the emotional exploration of the nature of loss and vengeance. It’s also a brutal roller coaster of the senses (I should be quoted on the DVD cover with that line), and I recommend it. Read the rest of this entry »

Under the Radar | Winter’s Bone

Winter’s Bone has been receiving a lot of attention since its release, and rightly so. It is an excellent thriller that executes its story in a way that is both refreshing and unpredictable. With it’s cold desolate location, the film takes hold and doesn’t let go. Whether it’s from the gut wrenching performance of Jennifer Lawrence as the films protagonist Ree Dolly, or the blood curdling climax, Winter’s Bone will send a chill down your spine. In a good way. Read the rest of this entry »

Dear Sir or Madam, Will You Read My Book? | Rental Review of “The Ghost Writer”

Roman Polanski is a master of thematic suspense. He knows exactly what to show you, and how to utilize tension that is barely there. Take for instance a scene where a character (who is in over his head) goes for a drive. The audience keeps looking around, waiting for the release that will never come. The Ghost Writer is the perfect example of the overused saying; it is not what we see that scares us, it is what we don’t. Read the rest of this entry »

Get Your Docs On | Rental Review of “It Might Get Loud”

Get Your Docs On is a new Column dedicated to the many fantastic films in the ever so under appreciated Documentary genre.  The ever broadening and boundary-less genre rarely sees commercial success or gets the attention many of it’s films should.  This column is meant to help change that.  Lets take a look at the great 2009 rockumentary It Might Get Loud, shall we?

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Rental Review and/or NO EXCUSES | Alice in Wonderland


No Excuses is a column that picks apart the reasons why a film failed and really why there is no EXCUSE for such a piece of garbage to be made.

This installment features Alice in Wonderland and it is without a doubt, the worst film I have seen since Transformers 2. Read on…if you dare!
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I Walk Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death | Rental Review of “The Book of Eli”

After an eight year absence from directing, Allen and Albert Hughes return with the Denzel Washington starring vehicle The Book of Eli. I am a fan of both Denzel Washington and The Hughes Brothers, so I was on board with this project from the beginning. I thought at the very least I would be marveling at how well crafted everything is on screen. From the burnt to a crisp landscape to Washington’s action hero cool. However, I did not expect a film that would offer me food for thought. The Book of Eli is something that has been missing from theaters of late. An action film with brains and a heart. Read the rest of this entry »

The Bearer of Bad News | Rental Review of “The Messenger”

The Messenger premiered last year and was not in any local theaters in my area. I therefore was unable to put it in my official top 10. This is a shame considering it is one of the best films I have seen from 2009. Read the rest of this entry »

Dark Side’s Light and The Vampires Roam | Rental Review of Daybreakers

The vampire genre has really taken off over the past few years thanks to the harlequin love story Twilight. Twilight has also completely mishandled the genre. So when I heard about Daybreakers, a hard R Sci Fi action film, I thought for sure the genre would rebound. I was wrong. Read the rest of this entry »

Rental Review | It’s Complicated

I believe in Nancy Myers. I believe in films for adults made by adults. I believe Hollywood needs filmmakers attempting to make these types of films. However, I also believe that most of the movies under this guise fail to achieve anything other than being pieces of fluff. Read the rest of this entry »